A metal workshop took on a rather unusual challenge this year after a punter requested a custom made penis to be made for their mate’s birthday.
Steel fabricator Latham's Steel Doors, claimed the X-rated request was one of the strangest they've ever had land in their inbox.
The brief was for a 7ft, steel penis to be designed, manufactured and delivered to someone's house for their birthday – and it gave warehouse workers a chuckle.
Normally enquiries such as this would be ignored, but this year has been so difficult that Latham's decided to fulfil the order as they believed it would bring a smile to the warehouse staff who had to design and build it.
And the cheeky customer who ordered it of course…
The customer wrote down some specifications for the designers which made the whole order even more hilarious,
They said that the order must be as follows; “At least 7ft tall and delivered outside the house surreptitiously to ensure maximum visibility and embarrassment.
“Self standing and thick enough to make it difficult to get rid of.
“Welded to make it difficult to take apart.
“Engraved with a happy birthday message.
“Wrapped with enough polystyrene balls so that, when opened, they’d have to clean that up too.
“Galvanised so that they could keep it in their garden if they wanted to keep it.’"
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And, the staff at Latham’s Steel Doors fulfilled the naughty prank order perfectly by delivering an enormous metal penis made from four large sheets of steel.
It was all wrapped up in black bags, but still clearly shaped like a willy – and was dropped off in front of the recipient’s house.
Latham Steel Doors said: "In the end our customer told us the recipient thought it was the funniest gift he’s ever received, our warehouse and design staff had had a bit of a laugh and, at least for a day, the lockdown boredom lull was temporarily received.”
However, while the buyer was thrilled with the bigger than life penis, it seems their birthday boy wanted to flog it.
The 7ft penis statue was spotted on Facebook Marketplace just a day later with a hefty price tag of £123.
Let’s hope the birthday penis does the rounds when prankster pals get their mitts on it.
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